I have strategically hidden my diary so no one will write in it. Laney saw my unfortunate response from last week and I got a good swat in the behind. She has thankfully stopped eating my food now that the bowl has been moved out of her reach. Those girls are so smart sometimes. I should give them a reward. Maybe then they will open the window for me?
Today I have decided to nap on the reception desk since it’s a quiet afternoon. The last time I did that I picked the wrong time of day and was startled by a black lab puppy. They need to learn some manners!
Anyways, back to my report. Stephanie hasn’t moved me yet but she also hasn’t offered any treats. Must be the new “don’t feed the cats” rule. We aren’t exotic zoo animals! Hmmm… now I’m wondering if knocking the cat treats off the desk the other day was not the best idea. In hindsight, I got extra treats that time!
Actually… I think I’ll go find the other Stephanie… she always gives me treats! Oh but she is too far away and I finally got into a comfortable position… zzzz… treats are my favourite surprises. Oh no! Don’t cuddle me! Urghh… now I need to find another napping spot.
Next time you hide your diary, try to find a spot that is not under my favourite bed. It makes for an uncomfortable nap time.
PS. That smell is coming from your litterbox. I left you a present.